Very Funny Poems



Welcome to the Very Funny Poems website. On these pages you will find a large variety of rhyming poems that were written to make you and those in your life laugh. I hope that you have a great time. Below is a sample of the type of poetry you will find here.


I Know

I know all of your secrets,
I know all of your faults,
I know that you have two left feet,
And that you cannot waltz!

I know the things you're scared of,
I know the things you dream,
I know that you are not as thin,
As photos make you seem!

I know these things about you,
Because you are my best friend,
But don't you worry, I won't tell,
Your secrets I will tend!

by Jennifer Wilson
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Bouquet

After the bouquet is thrown,
Get out of the danger zone,
Women will be going wild,
All of them just so beguiled.

They'll shove and pull and also fight,
They'll keep that bouquet in their sights,
They'll scratch and push with greatest force,
And all while smiling, of course.

All this just to be wed next,
Those who miss are truly vexed,
She who wins is full of glee,
But single men will start to flee!

by Lucilla Moretti
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Here's a list of the various categories of funny poems that you will find on this site:


Funny Family Poems - Share these funny family poems with all the people in your immediate and extended family. These poems will make them laugh and bring you closer together.


Funny Love Poems - These funny love poems were written for you to share with those that you love in your life. What better way to tell someone that you love them and make them laugh at the same time.


Short Funny Poems - These short funny poems are all meant to be very silly and simply hilarious. Choose those that you find are the most funniest and share them with your family and friends.


Really Funny Poems - Here you will find a bunch of really funny poems that will make you laugh. This funny poetry was written for your pleasure and laughter.